Write about your day in a long sentence (minimum 100 words) that is both readable (because elegantly punctuated) and sustains interest all the way, by keeping back something dramatic.
I did not want to know but I have since come to know that one of the girls, when she wasn’t a girl any more and hadn’t long been back from her honeymoon, went into the bathroom, stood in front of the mirror, unbuttoned her blouse, took off her bra and aimed her own father’s gun at her heart, her father at the time was in the dining room with other members of the family and three guests.
Opening sentence from A Heart So White, Javier Marias, translated by Margaret Jull Costa
Hello Darling, I hope you and Jane had a wonderful day yesterday on your birthday. I enjoyed our toast by Skype and am sorry I could not hang on a bit longer – I was just so tired and knew you would understand. This must likewise be short. But it is important. I developed a temperature during the night and have the dreaded dry cough. Please do not come heading straight over – it’s not too bad at the moment. I don’t want you to get it. But please, stand by your phone and be patient if I ring you, even in the middle of the night. If I say, “Come,” please come quickly. I do admit, I am a bit frightened. I should be OK but, as you know, my heart can play up and we must both face the possibilities. I can’t write any more. Just too tired. I love you, sweetheart. I am thinking of that day, 26 years ago, when you came into the world so precipitately.
Grovelling can be fun, refreshing, in a world that generally esteems showing off and “looking good”.
Apology is a wonderful example of a status transaction. The apologist lowers him/herself, thus raising the person(s) being apologised to.
But be careful: if you overdo it, the apology becomes insincere and undermines itself, so that the person receiving the apology feels lowered, but not in a fun, refreshing way.
I’m really sorry I didn’t post any writing exercises yesterday, or the day before. And I’m sorry if you are one of the people I promised to get back to with a time for our one-to-one, or a group session. I have found the whole coronavirus business a bit overwhelming and I’m also concerned not to overstep the mark with whatever it is Arvon wants me to do to help get this Arvon At Home malarky off to a whizzy start. I’m incredibly grateful for all your support, and it makes me smile no end when I see your brilliant efforts at these daily challenges. So: sorry for being slightly but not entirely useless, and thank you for your being absolutely the opposite.
Your turn! (Mine was a real apology, but you can make one up if you prefer.)
Warn somebody in the past about something that will really happen.
Do it in your own voice or in the voice of somebody else.
Boris. Congratulations, you are prime minister. It’s a big thing, and you deserve to enjoy the moment. But I want to let you know that Brexit is not going to be your biggest concern in 2020. In fact, you will give it very little thought. More important than Brexit will be the pandemic of coronavirus. This is a deadly virus rather like flu. It will start in China – may even have started already – and spread rapidly around the world. I would never have thought that this was the kind of thing you could deal with, but that’s a reflection on me, not you. Because actually you will handle it quite well. You will very sensibly fortify yourself with experts. And you will find yourself fighting a war that justifies your inner Churchill. I don’t mean that to sound bitter. I mean that you will do well. Not perfectly – who could do that? – but a lot better than I would ever have expected. And better than I would have done. I wish you well, Boris. Yours, Theresa