John-Paul Flintoff

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“Claim your free dishcloth”

Hey, good to see you here. You must have popped in from Facebook, probably after watching this video. Now you want a free dishcloth… Just fill in the form below.

not a real form, btw, just an image

Technical problem for us to solve: how to capture the visitor's name and email for me, JPF, and pre-fill Shopify form (belonging to Department Store For The Mind).

What happens next (online)

After filling in the form and paying postage, visitor is taken straight to the latest blog post…

What happens next (offline)

Dept Store sends out the tea towel with a secret message in the package…

And then